VIVA WHO? Forza España! Sorry, I meant Vive Le Deutschland! No. Sorry, Go Azzurri! Damn I’m confused, and you might be too, so here’s a clue: Soccer. Now, unless you live under a rock (and if you do, how do … Continue reading →
Eavesdroppingitis: A common infliction, where you absolutely must eavesdrop on everyone else’s conversations. People who have eavesdroppingitis overhear all sorts of conversations regardless of how boring, stupid, or sad the conversation is. They have no control over the disease and the only cure to be suggested is getting a life.