Monthly Archives: May 2012

Snooki is a Role Model

QU’EST–CE QUE FUCK? You read the title correctly. Yeah, a real, live, human being once called Snooki a role model. And I lost all faith in humanity. And then I started to cry. Advertisements

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The No Baby Zone

AVENGE THE MOVIE THEATRE! I recently went to go see The Avengers in theatres. If you haven’t seen it yet, stop. Go watch it, and then come back. You’re missing out on ample fun times. There are explosions, humour, superhero-comic-book-stuff, … Continue reading

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Nobody cares about the Government because they all have Daddy-Issues

 THAT TITLE MAY NEED CONTEXT If the title confuses you, I’m sorry, it will only make sense if you read until the end. Now, posted below is a lovely conversation I overheard behind me while on the subway the other … Continue reading

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Does Your Relationship have a Fire-Breathing Dragon?

A BRIEF STORY Once upon a time the bravest knight in the kingdom saved the most beautiful princess by slaying a fire-breathing dragon. He proposed. She said yes. They lived happily ever after. For five minutes. Then the dragon came … Continue reading

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