Eavesdroppingitis
Eavesdroppingitis: A common infliction, where you absolutely must eavesdrop on everyone else’s conversations. People who have eavesdroppingitis overhear all sorts of conversations regardless of how boring, stupid, or sad the conversation is. They have no control over the disease and the only cure to be suggested is getting a life.Archives
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Monthly Archives: May 2012
Snooki is a Role Model
QU’EST–CE QUE FUCK? You read the title correctly. Yeah, a real, live, human being once called Snooki a role model. And I lost all faith in humanity. And then I started to cry.
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Tagged 24, American Idol, Assignment 4e, Breaking Bad, Criminal Minds, Dawson Creek, Dexter, Huffington Post, Jersey Shore, Lost, M*A*S*H, Mad Men, Reality TV, Role Models, Six Feet Under, Snooki, The Sopranos
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The No Baby Zone
AVENGE THE MOVIE THEATRE! I recently went to go see The Avengers in theatres. If you haven’t seen it yet, stop. Go watch it, and then come back. You’re missing out on ample fun times. There are explosions, humour, superhero-comic-book-stuff, … Continue reading
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Tagged Assignment 3e, babies, Black Widow, Chris Evans, East Side Marios, Hulk, McDonald's, pies, Robert Downey Jr., Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Smash, Starbucks, The Avengers, The Keg, West Jet
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Nobody cares about the Government because they all have Daddy-Issues
THAT TITLE MAY NEED CONTEXT If the title confuses you, I’m sorry, it will only make sense if you read until the end. Now, posted below is a lovely conversation I overheard behind me while on the subway the other … Continue reading
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Tagged Assignment 2f, Bill Cosby, Dad, Die Hard, Elections, Etobicoke Centre, Government, Political Science, Scarlett Johansson, Shit My Dad Says, That 70s Show
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Does Your Relationship have a Fire-Breathing Dragon?
A BRIEF STORY Once upon a time the bravest knight in the kingdom saved the most beautiful princess by slaying a fire-breathing dragon. He proposed. She said yes. They lived happily ever after. For five minutes. Then the dragon came … Continue reading